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Comedy Central
Mar 4, 2013 11:00pm PST
dennis rodman in north korea. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] yeah, or the hottest show in the country being about duck call manufacturing. by the way, even though coming up with the most basic of spending cut and tax revenue frameworks was beyond the skill level of this congress there was another way to completely avoid the arbitrary cuts. >> we will be amongst the first on the floor to nullify that provision. scong not bound by this. it's something we passed. we can reverse it. >> i think we'll bypass the trigger mechanism. we'll say time out it doesn't apply. >> jon: all they had to do was go -- i get i. passing a budget can be hard but time out (bleep) is easy. that's why the founders in their infinite wisdom gave congress three timeouts per legislative session and one not it. [ laughter ] but it still happened. because congress as always its infinite wisdomming forgot how (bleep) incompetent they are. it was like they tied a belt around the neck and looped it over the shower curtain in the hopes that this pressure would somehow heighten the sensation of getting something done. [la
Comedy Central
Mar 25, 2013 10:15am PDT
today. dennis: ouch. look, you guys, it's a purely fiscal decision. you don't care about the money. you just like the attention. what the hell is that supposed to mean? "oh, everybody look at me" you know exactly what i mean, pretty boy. - hey, handsome. - hey, beautiful. - hey, sexy. - hey, hoss. i just get along really well with those guys. you get along great. they're vibing. no, you're leading them on. you're not gay. you're just really, really vain. okay, time out. here's what we should do. let's take a vote, all right? fine. all those in favor of paddy's pub remaining a gay bar, say, "aye." - aye! - aye! opposed... keeping in mind that you don't get a vote. - why? - 'cause you're the bartender. you're not an owner. no, no, no. sweet dee gets a vote! she does get a vote. she works there. opposed? all owners opposed say "nay." all owners-- all people who own the bar who are opposed say "nay." all people who own the bar who are opposed say "nay." nay. two against one, two against one. oh, well. paddy's irish pub will henceforth remain the hottest gay bar in philadelphia. hey, hey, wh
Search Results 0 to 8 of about 9 (some duplicates have been removed)